i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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