dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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