hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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