ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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