found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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