two words: eviction party
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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