Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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