If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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