Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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