How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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