I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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