Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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