I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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