My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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