well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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