So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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