I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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