You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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