I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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