I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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