hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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