whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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