dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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