When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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