your parents love me but you hate me
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
