you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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