my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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