Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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