What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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