How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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