the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I look better un-naked...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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