it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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