You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
how does that bad decision feel?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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