Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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