I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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