hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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