My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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