I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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