Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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