You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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