You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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