Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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