We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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