Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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