theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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