After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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