Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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