I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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