just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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