She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
