I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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