she was so not down for the gang bang
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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