looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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